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Two For None

Two for none is a cricket comedy podcast created by Patrick Cullen and Chris Barty. Pat and Chris have been great mates since highschool, and what they lack in cricketing skill they make up for in top shelf banter.

There's more jokes than a Roy and HG special, segments, stats, interviews and banter till the cows come home! Where do those cows even go anyway?!

Our international correspondants include Tom K Hawkey from England,  Chris Goodrick from South Africa, Jai Singh from India, Adam Hassan from Pakistan, Alex Spinks for Australia, Roscoe Thattil from Sri Lanka, Michael Wood from NZ and Heidi Cheadle representing the Womens game.

Episodes are released following each Test or series. Get around it on iTunes, Stitcher, Soudcloud, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

Jan 24, 2024

Spinks and the Eucalyptus Yorker didn't know what to do with all of their free time after the first Test against the West Indies finished two-and-a-half days early. So they get a bit ranty, get a bit silly, and expect much the same for the upcoming day-night test at the Gabba. Featuring Pat Cullen.

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Jan 16, 2024

Spinks and the Eucalyptus Yorker are back to waddle their way through Australias 3-0 whitewash of the Test series against Pakistan, have a wee look at the series against the West Indies which starts today, and spend probably too much time ranting and raving on behalf of Cameron Bancroft and Matt Renshaw.

 

All clips and...


Jan 3, 2024

Two For None hits a century! Spinks and Crump-It gather in the new year for this special episode to run you through the Australian womens tour of India, disect the Australian mens victory in the boxing day test against Pakistan, and a few of our correspondents take a little look back at their time as part of the Two For...


Dec 21, 2023

Spinks and Crumpet are back to chat about the day 4 demolition of Pakistan at Optus Stadium in Perth, a quick hello said by the man upstairs Patrick Cullen, a small look towards what will inevitably the same result at the MCG from boxing day, and a preview of the Australian Womens cricket team's series against India...


Dec 13, 2023

The Two For None drinks runners, Alexander Spinks and Oliver Crump, have been thrown in to open the batting as our Numbers 1 and 2, Pat and Barto, have had to leave the team for the summer on compassionate grounds so they can get marries and have children. Together? Not to Spinks' knowledge, but they would be a...