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Two For None

Two for none is a cricket comedy podcast created by Patrick Cullen and Chris Barty. Pat and Chris have been great mates since highschool, and what they lack in cricketing skill they make up for in top shelf banter.

There's more jokes than a Roy and HG special, segments, stats, interviews and banter till the cows come home! Where do those cows even go anyway?!

Our international correspondants include Tom K Hawkey from England,  Chris Goodrick from South Africa, Jai Singh from India, Adam Hassan from Pakistan, Alex Spinks for Australia, Roscoe Thattil from Sri Lanka, Michael Wood from NZ and Heidi Cheadle representing the Womens game.

Episodes are released following each Test or series. Get around it on iTunes, Stitcher, Soudcloud, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Episode 69 - A shelacking in Hobat as the Aussies sweep the Ashes, Womens Ashes Preview and Pat's Special Song...

Jan 20, 2022

England get comprehensively rolled in Hobart to lose the Ashes 4-0. Tom Hawkey laments, Spinks climbs on that high horse, Heidi gets excited for the Women's series starting Thursday and Pat picks up the mic for a musical series wrap. 

We are the champions is Queen 1977 off news of the world, Hamilton by Lin Manuel...

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Episode 68 - A thrilling draw at the SCG and the India v South Africa series heats up!

Jan 13, 2022

Pat and Chris marvel at an incredible drawn test match at the SCG with the help of correspondents Tom Hawkey and Alex Spinks. Chris Goodrick and Jai Singh drop by to chat through a phenomenally tight India v South Africa series and the team previews the final Ashes Test in Hobart. 

We are the champions is Queen 1977 off...

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