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Two For None

Two for none is a cricket comedy podcast created by Patrick Cullen and Chris Barty. Pat and Chris have been great mates since highschool, and what they lack in cricketing skill they make up for in top shelf banter.

There's more jokes than a Roy and HG special, segments, stats, interviews and banter till the cows come home! Where do those cows even go anyway?!

Our international correspondants include Tom K Hawkey from England,  Chris Goodrick from South Africa, Jai Singh from India, Adam Hassan from Pakistan, Alex Spinks for Australia, Roscoe Thattil from Sri Lanka, Michael Wood from NZ and Heidi Cheadle representing the Womens game.

Episodes are released following each Test or series. Get around it on iTunes, Stitcher, Soudcloud, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.


Two For None began as a bit of a gag between Pat and Chris. Separated by the tyranny of distance either side of the country and often praised for their in-depth cricketing knowledge (at least by their mums) the two decided to start a podcast half as a way to put some material out into the world and half to have an excuse to talk about cricket for an hour.

We're in this for a good time, a long time and maybe a cut past backward point for four!


Patrick Cullen is an actor and musician based in Sydney, he holds the 2016 best bowling figures for the Summer Hill Cricket Club and is desperate to recapture the glory days.

Chris Barty is a communications expert based in Perth, he once batted on the WACA and offered Joe Root some sage advice in a bar.


Tom K. Hawkey is a teacher living and working in Edinbrugh in the U.K. A cricket tragic since birth Tom has travelled to near on 50 countires in the world, the only thing better than his right arm outswing is his sledging, which is truely top shelf.

Chris Goodrick is a property man originally from South Africa, based in New Zealand. An absolute party animal, man of the people and passionate Protea is the tagline on his business card