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Two For None

Two for none is a cricket comedy podcast created by Patrick Cullen and Chris Barty. Pat and Chris have been great mates since highschool, and what they lack in cricketing skill they make up for in top shelf banter.

There's more jokes than a Roy and HG special, segments, stats, interviews and banter till the cows come home! Where do those cows even go anyway?!

Our international correspondants include Tom K Hawkey from England, Chris Goodrick from South Africa, Jai Singh from India, Adam Hassan from Pakistan, Alex Spinks for Australia, Roscoe Thattil from Sri Lanka, Michael Wood from NZ and Heidi Cheadle representing the Womens game.

Episodes are released following each Test or series. Get around it on iTunes, Stitcher, Soudcloud, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

Episode 82 - Aus V Ind - The Destruction of Dehli

Feb 24, 2023

Australia get rick-rolled again and it was such a shellacking that even Jai Singh is feeling sorry for us! What happens when Australia only use the broom? Jadedja takes 7 and we look like fools!

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Episode 81 - Aus V Ind - The Demolition in Nagpur with Jai Singh

Feb 16, 2023

While Chris is out on Dad Duty, Pat is chatting to TFN's own in-house Indian cricket correspondent, Jai Singh for a full debrief on the demolition in Nagpur. The Aussie men's team losing by an innings and over 100 runs. Yikes!

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Episode 80 - Summer wrap, Mankad feaver and Big Dad Energy with Alex Spinks and TK Hawkey

Feb 1, 2023

Chris Barty is now a dad! So Alex Spinks steps into the host chair with Pat. TK Hawkey chimes in with a bulletin from a Brit and Pat and Spinks come up with their all time Dad attributes XI for Barto.

Music The Kooks, Bad Taste in my mouth, Unshelved Records 2008. All music and clips used in conjunction with our...